The E MESS – "Your Makrigialos Fix"

ISSUE NUMBER SIX – WEEK COMMENCING THURSDAY 24TH MAY 2001

Last week was, as usual interesting - we had several arrivals & departures notably Tony & Julie arrived [Tony is very quiet this week - very strange that] Worritt departed & so to did Len. Karen also left and gets a quote of the week "I don’t mind going but am looking forward to coming back"

The weather is now hot summer - in fact there is a distinct possibility I can turn my room into a bedroom as opposed to a walk in wardrobe.

During Lens absence two extremely elegant table clearers took up post on table 11, down a certain caf. Gary,Sara & Maria did a sterling job & should be congratulated - there are over twenty entries in the visitors book for the 21st May thank goodness none says "I am writing this because the bossy woman in the green dress made me". The temptation to change the menu to include local traditional goatburgers with feta & Len McNuggets with chips, to include special offers such as buy two chicken pies & get a free bottle of Moscafiliro, were sadly not implemented. WOBBLERS During the course of Sue & Ann giving executive assistance at Porfira [pls remember that Len has not thrown a wobbler for weeks hence this section of your paper has been missing]. Sue threw a classic wobbler on the phone in a, thankfully, empty caf - however it did entertain those present - except perhaps A p o s t o l i s.

Saturday 26th is Ron from Villeas birthday there will be a party at 8-30 on Saturday night in Apotheke - those of you who know Ron if you want to send e greeting I will print them off & give them to him.

This weeks openings include the Irish Bar - Michael & Elaine did hope to open last night but this being Mak have postponed it until Monday - I think they are enjoying their holiday visiting all the bars & restaurants that they usually miss out on. The only other outstanding opening is Anesis where building work continues apace.

 

 

HOUSEKEEPING HINTS Daniela to Sue upon seeing the state of Sues room - "get Margaret more often"

QUOTES OF THE WEEK Gary to Sue regarding bicycles [well so he said] You need your cables tightening

THE BIG MAC INDEX One of the major challenges facing Sue & Daniela is the lack of a MacDonalds in Mak - thanks for Breakfast on Tuesday go to Mary & Vassilis who went to Heraklion on Monday. Not many people appreciate the delight in a warmed up yesterdays Big Mac. Wednesday Andonis went to Heraklion & so it was same day Big Macs.

Another gourmet delight ordered this week was Tony in Dragons Cave - beetroot & chips

Apotheke have Battle of Crete commemorative newspapers on the wall - very effective they look too - thanks to Dorian [ husband of Worritt].

Apotheke have also erected head high fences on either side of the caf Tony wanted to start painting them on Monday but was not allowed. He swept up instead however this created more dust than was removed therefore Tony needs to see Len for a mopping lesson.

CRETA WAGGED HER TAIL Last Friday was girls night out Sue, Daniela, Ann & Karen off to Zorbas for dinner - excellent evening had by all including Spinach who now works upstairs at Zorbas - Sue had a quick Greek dance with Spinach round Zorbas. What has this got to do with Creta? We forgot her doggy bag - Rock to the rescue - phoned up Zorbas - Zorbas then provided a "doggy bag delivery service".

This was handy really as at midnight we dashed off to Apotheke for Andonakis birthday party - poor old Creta can't have cake but lamb chop bones were a great substitute.

Fine Wine & good company in Porfira last night - romantic atmosphere despite all attempts to fix the electricity!!!!

Written by Sue

Proof read by Ann

 

Daniel's mum made the best lemon cheesecake, Ann bought fireworks - the lighting of which was delegated to Vassilis as it was considered mans work. Andonis got lots of pressies & we were all sorry that the emess subscribers could not be there - however it was great that some of you phoned.

Water George has still not showed up - rumour had it he was on his way last week - but no show.

THE CULTURE SECTION

Villea is technically in Analipsis - which means ascension, the little church by the fruit shop is decked with flags & stuff & is the Church of the Ascension. Today is the feast of the Ascension & thus church bells have been ringing since the wee small hours.

Today being Thursday its Raki night and Porfira shut day - the questions to be asked are who will do the poolside strip this week !

FISH Wanda & her family are well - so far Sue has managed to remember to feed them every day but is pretty certain that at some point they will starve to death.

GREEK IN 35 YEARS lesson 4 year one - this week you get more words to make up for last week.

Moura this is a white raspberry that silk worms eat the leaves of, it must not be confused with Mouni[as Ann did] which means vagina. Other words you have to be careful of are papara which means the bread dipped in the olive oil of your salad and Paparia [as Sue did] which means willie and balls. Another usual word if you are a holiday rep is Xalasmenos - this means broken - also useful is piscina which means swimming pool, it’s the same word in Spanish as well. Now I hope you lot have learned all these words that have been selected with love & devotion.

There is also a Villea Village website All that http stuff first and then Villeavillage.com

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